Effective August 31, 2026
Every pack ships free to the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia. Packs leave in a few business days, sleeved, from the USA, with tracking. You get the link by email the moment your order ships. California is better, but we will still mail a pack to New York.
Stick them. Live with them. If California still isn't your thing after 30 days, email us within 30 days of delivery and we refund the purchase in full. Keep the stickers — no return shipping. You can go back to the propaganda.
How to claim it: use the contact page from the address you used at checkout, with your order number. Refunds go to your original payment method, usually within 5 business days.
The fine print, kept short: the guarantee covers one order per customer per product. That is it. There is no other fine print.